Moscow’s glitterati were treated to a spectacle of opulence when a certain flamboyant singer unveiled his latest acquisition—a wristwatch so rare it might as well have been forged by Midas himself. The timepiece, a "Victoria" by Rolex, isn’t just a watch; it’s a bronze-clad trophy commemorating Victory Day, adorned with an etching of the "Motherland Calls" monument. Only 80 exist, and he snagged the 15th—because, of course, even exclusivity has a pecking order.
According to the star, the watch materialized in his possession within 24 hours—a feat he described with the theatrical humility of a man who’s used to moving mountains. "I turned the world upside down!" he declared, as if the Swiss Alps had personally couriered it to his doorstep. The accompanying black case, lined with a St. George’s ribbon, was merely the cherry on top of this patriotic sundae.
While the watch’s price remains a mystery, the singer’s financial crescendo this year is no secret:
For context, that’s enough to buy a small fleet of these limited-edition Rolexes—or, say, fund a modest revolution in a micronation. But why bother with revolutions when you can simply wind the gears of luxury?
The real question isn’t how he got the watch. It’s whether time itself feels a little lighter on the wrists of the privileged.
